Life expectancy...

Started by dandelO, October 29, 2010, 08:13:10 PM

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dandelO

My wonderful lady, this evening, has come up with the new theory that(paraphrased) goes like this;

She: "I think that men these days, on average, die earlier than women because they have more orgasms than women do. Lot's of insects die right after sex etc, etc, etc, wash those dishes, blah-blah-blah, got to dry my hair, the pie goes straight to my hips... Loop and repeat."

I think she said something like that I was thinking about power fractals and engines at the time, know?

"Well!" Said I.
"If I'm going to die like this, you're coming with me!"

She smiled.

I think she might kill me tonight. Well, here's to hoping! :o :D

Gforce

Nice one  ;D ;D ;D  One of the most hilarious things I've read in a while. (second to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
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Gforce

Quote from: dandelO on October 29, 2010, 09:30:54 PM
Quote from: Gforce on October 29, 2010, 09:22:15 PM
(second to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)

I think it already has a sequel... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Restaurant_at_the_End_of_the_Universe

;)

Its got a few books.  I read the whole series.  They are awesome books. Full of  puns and paradoxes(and clever observations on society). I believe by the end they travel through the entire history of the universe  around 7 times. ;D Worth the read.
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dandelO

I have both the first two within grasping distance, never read either of them yet. My reading goes from one extreme to the other, at the moment Scarlett Thomas has been keeping me occupied with her cool cypher breaking and quantum theory fiction. Check her stuff out.

'The End of Mr. Y' is probably one of my favourite books I've read recently. 'Popco' is a really good read too.

Gforce

Quote from: dandelO on October 29, 2010, 10:22:10 PM
I have both the first two within grasping distance, never read either of them yet. My reading goes from one extreme to the other, at the moment Scarlett Thomas has been keeping me occupied with her cool cypher breaking and quantum theory fiction. Check her stuff out.

'The End of Mr. Y' is probably one of my favourite books I've read recently. 'Popco' is a really good read too.
Thanks for the new reading material!  ;D
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