The thread, to end all threads

[TheBadger]

Hello,

I am going to post a link here to a news story. It would be the funniest GD thing I have ever read in a news story about Washington DC. Except for the fact that its just so sad.

20trillion in debt, and the biggest penises in the world... only in DC... pun intended.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/14/report-government-spent-millions-on-penis-pumps-paid-double-retail-price/

[Upon Infinity]

"This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump."

If you like your penis pump, you can keep your penis pump.

If Obama had a penis pump plan, it would look like this one. 

[PabloMack]

As long as the device sucks him in, grinds him up, and shoots his protoplasm back to the sewage treatment plant, I would say it is money well spent. 

[TheBadger]

Im curious what a penis pump costs at normal prices. But I don't want to google it because the NSA will think I have problems. 

But seriously,

If you like your penis pump, you can keep your penis pump.

is hilarious!

[yossam]

Michael, if the NSA is watching they already know you have problems.................

[TheBadger]

True. True.

[TheBadger]

by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?

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[PabloMack]

Protoplasm is all the "living" stuff floating around inside your cells' membranes but "slime" is not necessarily living material.

[masonspappy]

by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?

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I think you're thinking of ectoplasm

[TheBadger]

 

[PabloMack]

I think you're thinking of ectoplasm

...and I think I was thinking of cytoplasm.

[Zairyn Arsyn]

ectoplasm, also known as ghost snot

by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?

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I think you're thinking of ectoplasm