Definition of Stress:
The Confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
And then the Satan said: "Put the alphabet in math"
Live today like it is your last day!!
But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.
If women could read MINDS, every second man will get slapped...
You need only 2 tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it does not move and should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use Duct Tape.