Lexophile?

Started by archonforest, October 20, 2014, 04:58:31 PM

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archonforest

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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

A calendar's days are numbered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture: a jab well done.
 
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
   
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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reads like Schwarzenegger one liners.   8)
Hmmm... wonder what this button does....

TheBadger

QuoteWhen cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

Ah man, I just saw the most recent episode of the walking dead. So thats not as funny cause of the images I have from the show.

You know, you taste a lot better than we thought you would.  :o
It has been eaten.