Xmas joke

Started by archonforest, December 12, 2016, 11:00:18 AM

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archonforest

Just heard this:

Santa goes down the chimney and starts to place the presents around the xmas tree.
Upon finishing he turns around and notices a very beautiful naked woman sleeping on the bed.
Santa looks at the woman and says:
-Hmmm... if I would do what I think now, my reputation will be over...
...but if I am not doing it then I would not make it out through the chimney.

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Dune

 ;D He just needs an chimney XXL...

René

Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.

archonforest

Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 03:09:53 AM
Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.

Are u serious or joking? Can't see it from your comment.
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René


archonforest

Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 04:36:36 AM
I'm joking! ;)

Huhh... :P

I was thinking how to explain ::) :P

Like the placed object will have a horizontal displacement.... and... :D
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Oshyan

I have to say, I know this is a joke, all in good fun, but... how do we know the sleeping, naked woman is interested in Santa's desires?

- Oshyan

archonforest

guess because woman in general are interested in displacement?.... :P
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Dune

 ;D Well, men like displacement too, but different noise types mostly  ;)  :P

Hannes

Billowy billows with a lot of gully smoothing... ;)

archonforest

LOL!
Now this is geektalk :D
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Dune

I knew you had a dirty mind, Hannes  ;D ;D ;D

Hannes