Aha! So Calico's the alien! Using the cover of 'Sounds stinking impossible.' I'm on to you, 'man'!
I've seen some funky stuff upside too, I still don't know whether to believe it's 'alien', it'd be easy to become a crackpot, like on that Louis Theroux alien-believers documentary show.
Ever the skeptic, I'd probably not believe it, until the probe was inserted! I'd bloody believe that, Mulder! Forget your sister! Help ME!