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Zairyn Arsyn

Quote from: njeneb on November 21, 2009, 09:17:06 AM
Are there any Vikings to sing a jingle?
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Quote from: zaai999 on November 21, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
Quote from: njeneb on November 21, 2009, 09:17:06 AM
Are there any Vikings to sing a jingle?
payable in 12 installments of $5,000
(no refunds)
:D


then you have to buy our "teach your Vikings to sing Jingles" DVD

Only $24.99

vikingjingles
Lol, that reminds me of a video by nigahiga:
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