Anybody whose ever had pet palm trees knows that if you let some of 'em grow up to be, well, grown-ups, they do lay eggs. Sure, their eggs don't come out their behinds. Well, I don't know where you would look for a behind on a tree. Maybe its underground. But eggs do come off the tops of their heads. So coconuts are eggs. They even hatch. Who says coconuts aren't eggs just because they don't come from chickens? Most people are prejudiced 'gainst palm trees just because they ain't animules.
That guy's just ignernt!
[Thanks, Zlain three nine. I enjoyed the watch.]