http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/07/100727082656.htm
I would be more than 200 years old and, luckily, the meat bag expiration date is little more than 120 years even in the worst case so... aprez moi, le deluge (highbrow way of saying f$%k you all ;D)
Oh yes. '(101955) 1999 RQ36' That name won't be hard to remember (for 30 seconds). 560m in diameter, hmmm. The one that killed the dinosaurs was about 5694 times that size.
Maybe it will hit somewhere that it would be useful.