http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/metaphor.asp ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I know most (if not all) of the items on this list are fake, but it is probably among the funniest things I have ever read. Of course, it's 11:13 PM here, and I usually laugh at stuff a lot easier late at night. :P