came across this a while back, on cracked.com - read the customer reviews, they are funny
http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1299183827&sr=8-3
! Great. Did you buy any? :D
no, not yet. ;)
think i should?
"It is not cat food.
Does anyone know if there's a cure for sudden tentacles? The cat's huge and well, doesn't really look much like a cat anymore. She still answers to Muffin though. However, if she rubs against my bare leg one more time her new name will be calamari."
I heard you only need to get a Delorean up to 77, instead of 88mph if you use uranium instead of plutonium to get the appropriate reaction required for time travel. Might be worth looking into...