Hello,
I am going to post a link here to a news story. It would be the funniest GD thing I have ever read in a news story about Washington DC. Except for the fact that its just so sad.
20trillion in debt, and the biggest penises in the world... only in DC... pun intended.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/14/report-government-spent-millions-on-penis-pumps-paid-double-retail-price/
"This is a perfect example of what happens when government becomes the be all and end all of human existence – a system where everyone has a right to a taxpayer-funded penis pump."
If you like your penis pump, you can keep your penis pump.
If Obama had a penis pump plan, it would look like this one. ;D
As long as the device sucks him in, grinds him up, and shoots his protoplasm back to the sewage treatment plant, I would say it is money well spent. :)
Im curious what a penis pump costs at normal prices. But I don't want to google it because the NSA will think I have problems. ;D ;D
But seriously,
QuoteIf you like your penis pump, you can keep your penis pump.
is hilarious!
Michael, if the NSA is watching they already know you have problems................. :P
True. True.
by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?
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Protoplasm is all the "living" stuff floating around inside your cells' membranes but "slime" is not necessarily living material.
Quote from: TheBadger on January 14, 2014, 06:00:33 PM
by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?
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I think you're thinking of ectoplasm
;D
Quote from: masonspappy on January 15, 2014, 07:30:33 PMI think you're thinking of ectoplasm
...and I think I was thinking of cytoplasm.
ectoplasm, also known as ghost snot :D
Quote from: masonspappy on January 15, 2014, 07:30:33 PM
Quote from: TheBadger on January 14, 2014, 06:00:33 PM
by the way, what is protoplasm? Is that the stuff from Ghostbusters?
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I think you're thinking of ectoplasm