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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
reads like Schwarzenegger one liners. 8)
QuoteWhen cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Ah man, I just saw the most recent episode of the walking dead. So thats not as funny cause of the images I have from the show.
You know, you taste a lot better than we thought you would. :o