Just heard this:
Santa goes down the chimney and starts to place the presents around the xmas tree.
Upon finishing he turns around and notices a very beautiful naked woman sleeping on the bed.
Santa looks at the woman and says:
-Hmmm... if I would do what I think now, my reputation will be over...
...but if I am not doing it then I would not make it out through the chimney.
;D He just needs an chimney XXL...
Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.
Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 03:09:53 AM
Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.
Are u serious or joking? Can't see it from your comment.
I'm joking! ;)
Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 04:36:36 AM
I'm joking! ;)
Huhh... :P
I was thinking how to explain ::) :P
Like the placed object will have a horizontal displacement.... and... :D
:D
I have to say, I know this is a joke, all in good fun, but... how do we know the sleeping, naked woman is interested in Santa's desires?
- Oshyan
guess because woman in general are interested in displacement?.... :P
;D Well, men like displacement too, but different noise types mostly ;) :P
Billowy billows with a lot of gully smoothing... ;)
LOL!
Now this is geektalk :D
I knew you had a dirty mind, Hannes ;D ;D ;D
I confess! ;D ;D ;D