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Title: Xmas joke
Post by: archonforest on December 12, 2016, 11:00:18 AM
Just heard this:

Santa goes down the chimney and starts to place the presents around the xmas tree.
Upon finishing he turns around and notices a very beautiful naked woman sleeping on the bed.
Santa looks at the woman and says:
-Hmmm... if I would do what I think now, my reputation will be over...
...but if I am not doing it then I would not make it out through the chimney.

Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Dune on December 12, 2016, 12:07:57 PM
 ;D He just needs an chimney XXL...
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: René on December 13, 2016, 03:09:53 AM
Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: archonforest on December 13, 2016, 03:51:49 AM
Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 03:09:53 AM
Why wouldn't he make it through the chimney? I don't understand... please explain.

Are u serious or joking? Can't see it from your comment.
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: René on December 13, 2016, 04:36:36 AM
I'm joking! ;)
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: archonforest on December 13, 2016, 04:40:48 AM
Quote from: René on December 13, 2016, 04:36:36 AM
I'm joking! ;)

Huhh... :P

I was thinking how to explain ::) :P

Like the placed object will have a horizontal displacement.... and... :D
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: René on December 13, 2016, 07:20:57 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Oshyan on December 14, 2016, 07:07:26 PM
I have to say, I know this is a joke, all in good fun, but... how do we know the sleeping, naked woman is interested in Santa's desires?

- Oshyan
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: archonforest on December 15, 2016, 02:53:35 AM
guess because woman in general are interested in displacement?.... :P
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Dune on December 15, 2016, 04:10:57 AM
 ;D Well, men like displacement too, but different noise types mostly  ;)  :P
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Hannes on December 15, 2016, 10:15:29 AM
Billowy billows with a lot of gully smoothing... ;)
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: archonforest on December 15, 2016, 10:22:00 AM
LOL!
Now this is geektalk :D
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Dune on December 15, 2016, 12:19:09 PM
I knew you had a dirty mind, Hannes  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Xmas joke
Post by: Hannes on December 15, 2016, 12:52:51 PM
I confess!  ;D ;D ;D