things i mis-hear

[Zairyn Arsyn]

over the years i have noticed i have tendency of mis-hearing things people say, usually what i tend to hear instead turns out to be funny, or even interesting

does this happen to any you guys? much or at all?

[Zairyn Arsyn]

what she said: "did you try that bike rack?"
what i heard: "did you try that white crack?"

what he said: (cant exactly remember)
what i heard: I'm going to do a little song and dance on my bike"

[Henry Blewer]

Not often. My eyesight sucks, but I can here someone hand rolling a cigarette through a closed door from 20 feet away.
One thing about bad eyesight, everyone looks better; unless they get too near.

[dhavalmistry]

are you feeling ok?

[Henry Blewer]

Lane or I? I'm tired...

[dhavalmistry]

both of you.....lol

[Zairyn Arsyn]

of course not! I'm fine! 

Lane or I? I'm tired...

both of you.....lol

hahahaha, tends to be more likely to happen when i listen to music with my earbuds on mostly, the sound gets distorted or something.

[dandelO]

I imagine Lane, on the very edge of madness, hat-flap pulled down, 5 O'clock shadow, eyes darting left, right, up, down, muttering profanity, grimace-grinning, what did you say? Are you laughing at my shoes? Mice bender or nice render? Icicles melting? Bicycle renting? Nice bike, Auntie Doris? Wha...

Ahh! You like my Creepy Forest. Yup, I thought you said that! But for a second there I thought...

[Zairyn Arsyn]

LOLLOLLOL  

I imagine Lane, on the very edge of madness, hat-flap pulled down, 5 O'clock shadow, eyes darting left, right, up, down, muttering profanity, grimace-grinning, what did you say? Are you laughing at my shoes? Mice bender or nice render? Icicles melting? Bicycle renting? Nice bike, Auntie Doris? Wha...

Ahh! You like my Creepy Forest. Yup, I thought you said that! But for a second there I thought...

you know martin, your probably not that far off with that description!

[inkydigit]

happens to me always, lol about the ciggie rolling....especially if they are blue rizlas!
I remember being out mushroom picking once, it was very foggy, and we were near a radio mast(Priddy, Somerset) I could here being repeated over and over (I assume a radio test)through the fog: Ice cream for tea, Over, ice cream for tea!
also when walking down the street or on the bus etc, I over hear things....