LOL! It sounds mean i know. But really i don't like these kind of designs. It is subjective of course.
I have a website that is waiting to be made. Webdesign is hard to do (if you don't use templates etc.).
So i know the hard work
Some more direct criticism that sounds at least more helpful hopefully:
*I don't like parts that pop up or vanish or change size when you move in the pages like the upper part and the kinda floating back image.
*We use mostly widescreens now. The browser takes some part of the upper part already out of the useful page area.
So i like pages that have the links on the left side to get a higher reading part for the rest of the page.
Designing for PC and smartphones etc. is hard too probably if you think about those too.
Just these two things makes that page more likable for me from the start.
And it looks modern so i didn't mean that it is bad, only not the design i prefer.
I seriously doubt that i could make a better one and it looks certainly pleasant to the eye (i should have said this in my earlier post)