Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream;
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily:
Life is but a dream.
Parodies of Row, Row, Row Your Boat:
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream;
If you see an crocodile
Don't forget to scream.
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Throw your teacher overboard
And listen to her scream.
Row, row, row your punt,
Gently down the stream;
Belt off, trousers down,
Isn't life a scream.
Propel, propel, propel your craft,
Unforcefully down the liquid solution.
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
Existence is merely an illusion.
Nice work my friend! ... happy weekend