Found some interesting quotes from Star Wars "with some editing of course" -
"This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Bush, and will soon see the end of the rebellion."
...and on Obama - "The Force is strong with this one."
The take on Hillary - "I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the newbee win."
Palin on her voyage back to Alaska - "You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? ... It's the ship that made the Wassilla run in less than 12 parsecs, you betcha."
Obama to Bill Clinton - "When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."
DNC to Joe Lieberman - "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
What should the US do about the economy - "Use the Force, Luke."
What should we do about the loss of freedom under the Bush administration - "You don't need to see his identification ... These aren't the droids you're looking for ... He can go about his business ... Move along."
Why Obi-won-Obama is now in charge - "Help me Obi-Won Obama. You're my only hope."
The Clinton's even threatened in private - "Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself floating home."
Karl Rove to George Bush - "Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
John McCain after the election - "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? — Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!"
What McCain told his staff about trashing Palin's record in public - "Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"
Obama was briefed on red vs. blue states - "This is Red 5, I'm going in."
Palin, wearing a towel, gets out of the shower and says to her husband - "Boring conversation anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!"
When asked about Africa being a continent, she replied - "I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."
and finally. What the American people said to Obama -
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"